I’m sorry but if you don’t think John Green randomly showing up sometimes is the best thing on Tumblr, you are wrong.
im just waiting for him to show up on this post
wait for it…wait for it…
Is that John Green?
HE DID IT
drive thru employees definitely do not get paid enough for this shit they are sick of your nonsense
the last guy wasn’t even phased omg
I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.
Small child: 1; Lady: 0